[00:00:00] Normal - Eminem
[00:02:00] yo, how do I keep (I don"t know what"s up with these hoes)
[00:08:00] Getting in relationships like this (I"m just sayin")
[00:10:00] Maybe it says something about me
[00:13:00] Should I look in the mirror?
[00:15:00] I just want you to be normal
[00:17:00] Why can"t you bitches be normal?
[00:19:00] Always gotta be so extra
[00:21:00] Why you always need a lecture?
[00:23:00] My ex hates to talk, she"s a texter
[00:25:00] Even when I"m in bed layin" right next to her
[00:27:00] Wants to get back together
[00:29:00] Said not till she gets her act together
[00:31:00] She thinks I"m bein" mean
[00:32:00] And now she starts to scream and shout
[00:34:00] She"s about to let the demons out
[00:35:00] She don"t want to see me with other females out
[00:37:00] I tell the bitch to beat it, take the scenic route
[00:39:00] She retaliates by tryin" to leave the house in her evening gown with her cleavage out
[00:43:00] We"ve been down this road too many times for me to count
[00:46:00] And all I can think about is how
[00:47:00] I just want you to be normal
[00:49:00] Why can"t you bitches be normal?
[00:51:00] Always gotta be so extra
[00:53:00] Like a fuckin" terrestrial
[00:55:00] Guess it comes with the territory
[00:57:00] My ex girl, she just declared war
[00:59:00] Therefore, I better prepare for it
[01:01:00] I guess bein" weird"s normal
[01:03:00] And I don"t know what"s got a hold of me
[01:05:00] Most notably I"ve been zone 
[01:06:00] I"m totally open, hoplessly devoted
[01:08:00] So much so that I bet you she don"t know that she"s the first thing
[01:11:00] I think of when I wake up and the last thing I think of before I go to sleep
[01:15:00] Sike
[01:15:00] Hope she don"t notice me goin" through her purse
[01:17:00] I know she cheats 
[01:18:00] She"s heartless
[01:20:00] No wonder we"re partners
[01:22:00] Both got hundreds of charges
[01:24:00] Domestic disputes but we"ve always
[01:25:00] Swept it under the carpet
[01:27:00] Even when 911 gets the call that
[01:29:00] I slipped up and busted her jaw with
[01:31:00] A Louisville Slugger "cause alls it
[01:33:00] Really does is make our love
[01:35:00] For each other grow stronger
[01:36:00] She won me over the second she tried to run me over
[01:39:00] Told her I"d keep a hun
[01:40:00] We all but kicked her out, called her back now she"s coming over
[01:42:00] But why is she so wicked?
[01:44:00] And how the fuck did I get so twisted
[01:46:00] I wish I won someone like a 
[01:48:00] We"re like nitrogen and hydrogen mixed with
[01:50:00] Ignitable liquids
[01:52:00] But I"m finally seeing
[01:53:00] She"s only mine for the time being
[01:54:00] That"s why I keep bringing up that one time she
[01:57:00] Tried to two time me
[01:58:00] And throw it up in her face till I dry heave
[02:00:00] How could I be so naive?
[02:02:00] Should I leave or turn this entire evening
[02:05:00] Into a fucking crime scene
[02:07:00] Maybe I"m just too ugly to compete with him
[02:09:00] You weren"t supposed to agree you fucking bitch
[02:11:00] Especially when you"re the one cheated first
[02:12:00] Now the argument immediately becomes heated
[02:14:00] You don"t want me flip little conceded cunt
[02:16:00] Eat a monkey dick wrapped in a stuffed pita
[02:18:00] Fajita slut treat just like a drum
[02:20:00] Beat it, complete it, and once you"ve succeeded, repeat it!
[02:24:00] I love you but I hope you fucking die though
[02:27:00] In our business your friends like to pry so
[02:28:00] You"ve got "em all under cover just like a most
[02:30:00] Hoppin" they"ll come back with intel
[02:32:00] But I"m the one who"s thrown into the spiral
[02:35:00] "Cause now the roles are reversed so here I go
[02:37:00] Thinkin" I"m sly as I scroll through you"re iPhone
[02:40:00] Who the fuck"s Milo?
[02:41:00] The guy at work who drives a hi-lo
[02:43:00] I put a tracking device on your Crystler
[02:45:00] And follow you while you drive home
[02:47:00] But like a cyclone, I just got my disguise blown
[02:50:00] You recognize me and had Milo flip me off right out the passenger side window
[02:54:00] I hit a light pole, you skirt off and then pull up at 5am in the drive in a stretch white limo
[02:59:00] Stumble in the side door and hit me head with Milo"s demo
[03:03:00] But like a drunk bum what do I know?
[03:05:00] Let"s sleep on it like they did Revival
[03:07:00] I told you you"re the apple of my eye so shut your pie hole
[03:12:00] Just wanna be normal
[03:16:00] Why can"t you be normal?
[03:20:00] Yeah, I just wanna be normal
[03:24:00] Why can"t you be normal?