[00:00:00] La La Land - Jax
[00:00:00] Idol on set alright look alive people
[00:03:00] 我们的大明星来了，好了，看着台下的观众
[00:03:00] And we"re live in 5 4 3 2
[00:08:00] 直播马上开始：5，4，3，2
[00:08:00] Welcome back to the land of 
[00:10:00] 欢迎来到现实世界
[00:10:00] re-reality wait lets get it again with a little more
[00:13:00] 等等，我们再录一次，再加点
[00:13:00] personality
[00:17:00] 情绪
[00:17:00] Welcome back to the land of
[00:18:00] 欢迎来到现实世界
[00:18:00] re-reality great now say 
[00:20:00] 这次不错，照着我的说，
[00:20:00] it want the world to see thereal me
[00:23:00] 说我想给世界展示一个真实的自己
[00:23:00] Don"t eat don"t sleep stay healthy
[00:25:00] 不要多吃，别贪睡，保持健康
[00:25:00] It isn"t in the bunch to get a ticket for your family
[00:29:00] 让你的家人来看，无所谓，不占我们的预算
[00:29:00] I heard they hired us our own attorney
[00:31:00] 我听说他们雇了自己人当律师
[00:31:00] No conflict of interest there don"t you worry
[00:35:00] 不争了，不会有麻烦的，别担心
[00:35:00] Look over there at the Hollywood sign sign
[00:37:00] 你向窗外看看那巨大的好莱坞标志
[00:37:00] Sign right there on the dotted line
[00:40:00] 签个名吧，签在这条线这里
[00:40:00] Pretend your"e dating it"s great for ratings
[00:43:00] 对公众谎称你在约会某人，这能提高曝光率
[00:43:00] Look into the camera America is waiting
[00:46:00] 看着镜头美国都在等着看你呢
[00:46:00] America is waiting
[00:48:00] 美国都在等着
[00:48:00] Everything ain"t always 
[00:52:00] 眼见不一定为实
[00:52:00] what it seems in the la la land
[00:56:00] 在你屏幕上浮现的世界，
[00:56:00] that you see on your screen
[01:00:00] 都是假的
[01:00:00] Everything ain"t always what it seems
[01:05:00] 都是虚幻的泡沫
[01:05:00] in the la la land of reality
[01:12:00] 在这虚幻的真实世界
[01:12:00] I feel a little under the weather
[01:14:00] 我感觉不太好
[01:14:00] We got a pill from Beverly Hills 
[01:16:00] 我们从比弗利山庄给你买了药，
[01:16:00] that"ll make you feel better
[01:18:00] 你会感觉好点的
[01:18:00] No such thing as a winner or a loser
[01:21:00] 没有输和赢
[01:21:00] Everyone"s a winner said every producer
[01:23:00] 我们都是赢家，每个制片人都这样说
[01:23:00] It ain"t our call it"s America"s honey
[01:26:00] 我们说了不算，甜心，这得看美国的趋势
[01:26:00] It"s not our decision but your time is our money
[01:29:00] 我们无法做决定，你的时间关系到我们的钱途
[01:29:00] We need more energy
[01:31:00] 我们要赚更多钱
[01:31:00] We need more ratings
[01:32:00] 我们要更高的曝光率
[01:32:00] Dance for the camera America is waiting
[01:35:00] 在镜头前卖力起舞整个美国都在等着看你呢
[01:35:00] Everything ain"t always 
[01:39:00] 眼见不一定为实
[01:39:00] what it seems in the la la land
[01:44:00] 在你屏幕上浮现的世界，
[01:44:00] that you see on your screen
[01:47:00] 都是假的
[01:47:00] Everything ain"t always what it seems
[01:53:00] 都是虚幻的泡沫
[01:53:00] in the la la land of reality
[01:58:00] 在这虚幻的真实世界
[01:58:00] In the la la land of reality
[02:05:00] 在这虚幻的真实世界
[02:05:00] Lights and camera
[02:06:00] 镁光灯和闪烁的镜头
[02:06:00] Cut that"s me
[02:08:00] 停下！
[02:08:00] Just like that like 1 2 3
[02:11:00] 再来一次，3，2，1
[02:11:00] Take all of your clothes off please
[02:14:00] 把衣服都脱下来好吗
[02:14:00] We"re gonna need them back for the finale
[02:17:00] 在最后一幕你会穿上的
[02:17:00] Someone call security 
[02:20:00] 叫保安来！
[02:20:00] and escort her out to the street
[02:23:00] 把她扔到街上
[02:23:00] You should probably call an uber
[02:26:00] 你要不要打个车
[02:26:00] It might be hard to get a taxi taxi taxi taxi
[02:30:00] 这个时间可能很难打到车了
[02:30:00] Everything ain"t always 
[02:34:00] 眼见不一定为实
[02:34:00] what it seems in the la la land
[02:39:00] 在你屏幕上浮现的世界，
[02:39:00] just see on your screen
[02:42:00] 都是假的
[02:42:00] Everything ain"t always what it seems
[02:48:00] 都是虚幻的泡沫
[02:48:00] in the la la land of reality
[02:53:00] 在这虚幻的真实世界
[02:53:00] In the la la land of reality
[02:59:00] 在这虚幻的真实世界
[02:59:00] Don"t believe everything that you read
[03:05:00] 也不要相信你读到的新闻
[03:05:00] in the la la land of reality
[03:10:00] 在这虚幻的真实世界