[00:00:00] Red Flags (feat. Montaigne) - Tom Cardy/Montaigne
[00:00:00] The date started off so well
[00:04:00] Begin my night not expecting the fright of my life
[00:09:00] She was perfect from what
[00:10:00] I could tell
[00:12:00] How could I not see the
[00:14:00] Danger right in front of me
[00:16:00] My favourite food is fish
[00:18:00] Baby that\'s my favourite too
[00:20:00] I love cartoon dogs
[00:22:00] Baby I love scooby-doo
[00:25:00] Hey girl what\'s your favourite film
[00:27:00] She said the best movie of all
[00:30:00] A masterpiece of art called
[00:32:00] Human Centipede Human Centipede
[00:36:00] I think that I\'m gonna get murdered tonight
[00:40:00] Human Centipede not ironically
[00:44:00] She said the costume design was a highlight
[00:48:00] I like it for the plot
[00:50:00] Tell me what the plot\'s about
[00:52:00] German doctor sews three
[00:53:00] People a*s to mouth cool
[00:56:00] Human Centipede please
[00:58:00] God save me
[01:00:00] I think that\'s a red flag
[01:02:00] I don\'t want to get stabbed
[01:04:00] She said Human Centipede
[01:07:00] Is a tour de force
[01:08:00] I think holy ****
[01:10:00] I\'m gonna be the main course
[01:12:00] She said I admire the
[01:14:00] Narrative of character growth
[01:16:00] I try to get the waiter\'s
[01:18:00] Attention by blinking in morse code
[01:20:00] Why are you blinking so much
[01:22:00] I\'ve got something in my eye
[01:24:00] Here let me get it out
[01:26:00] No thank you I don\'t wanna die
[01:28:00] Bonjour sir was blinking at me
[01:30:00] Is this because your date is a freak
[01:34:00] No very good then bon appétit
[01:37:00] Stop hiding behind your
[01:38:00] Silly made-up red flag
[01:40:00] To not take a chance on
[01:42:00] The best relationship you never had
[01:44:00] Maybe you\'re right and
[01:46:00] I\'m looking for excuses
[01:48:00] My heart\'s got bruises
[01:50:00] But I\'m ready to choose this love
[01:52:00] You could be my world the love of my life
[01:56:00] One day we\'ll get married
[01:58:00] And be husband and wife
[02:00:00] With a tasteful ceremony
[02:01:00] And the wedding of our dreams
[02:04:00] Only if the wedding is themed
[02:08:00] Tell me what the theme\'s gonna be
[02:10:00] Human Centipede Human Centipede
[02:14:00] That way we could save on the catering bill
[02:18:00] Human Centipede only one mouth to feed
[02:22:00] If you are the best man
[02:24:00] You know the deal pucker up
[02:26:00] I can finally open myself up to love
[02:30:00] I can finally sew a mouth to a butt
[02:34:00] Human Centipede
[02:36:00] Human Centipede