[00:00:00] Rtrt - Mili
[00:28:00] Hop hop
[00:30:00] 连蹦带跳
[00:30:00] You came along my secret labotory
[00:36:00] 你来到了我的秘密研究所
[00:36:00] Spiky spiky bloody fangs hungry for my Qi
[00:43:00] 尖锐血腥的獠牙渴望着我的气
[00:43:00] Hold up, mister
[00:45:00] 等等先生
[00:45:00] Right there, mister
[00:47:00] 站住先生
[00:47:00] Sit down, mister
[00:48:00] 请坐先生
[00:48:00] How about some retort pouch of curry
[00:52:00] 要不要尝尝这蒸煮袋咖喱
[00:52:00] Pouch of chili
[00:54:00] 蒸煮袋墨西哥辣酱汤
[00:54:00] Pouch of MRE
[00:56:00] 蒸煮袋MRE
[00:56:00] But you"re rather picky
[01:00:00] 不过你好像有点挑食
[01:00:00] Well I"ll make you something else
[01:02:00] 没关系 我给你做点别的
[01:02:00] Don"t need to show me how
[01:04:00] 不用告诉我方法
[01:04:00] Since I"m the mad scientist, proclaimed by myself
[01:07:00] 我可是疯狂科学家 尽管是自封的
[01:07:00] Canto or Sichuan
[01:09:00] 不管是粤菜还是川菜
[01:09:00] Jiangsu or Hunan
[01:11:00] 苏菜还是湘菜
[01:11:00] No matter which one you pick I"ll get it done
[01:14:00] 你选哪个我都能做
[01:14:00] Zhajiangmian and Xiaolongbao
[01:16:00] 炸酱面和小笼包
[01:16:00] Wontonand Chashao
[01:18:00] 馄饨和叉烧
[01:18:00] Delivery or takeout won"t beat my retort pouch
[01:22:00] 外卖打包也比不上我的蒸煮袋
[01:22:00] You"re loving my retort
[01:23:00] 你爱上了我的曲颈瓶
[01:23:00] I"m loving your retort
[01:25:00] 我爱上你的回应
[01:25:00] You"re my only retort
[01:27:00] 你是我唯一的报复
[01:27:00] You"re my only retort
[01:30:00] 你是我唯一的报复
[01:30:00] 一 一   一 二 一   一 二 三 四 五 六 七
[01:36:00] 一 一   一 二 一   一 二 三 四 五 六 七
[01:36:00] 一 一   一 二 一   一 二 三 四 五 六 七
[01:43:00] 一 一   一 二 一   一 二 三 四 五 六 七
[01:43:00] Crack crack
[01:45:00] 咯吱咯吱
[01:45:00] You stretch your arms out asking for a hug
[01:50:00] 你伸出双臂索要抱抱
[01:50:00] Hidden under your talisman is your practiced smile
[01:57:00] 藏在纸符之下是你联系的笑容
[01:57:00] Come here, mister
[01:59:00] 快来先生
[01:59:00] Help me, mister
[02:01:00] 帮帮我先生
[02:01:00] Right here, mister
[02:03:00] 这边先生
[02:03:00] You took up my spoon
[02:05:00] 你抬起我的汤勺
[02:05:00] Stirring curry
[02:07:00] 搅拌咖喱
[02:07:00] Stirring chili
[02:08:00] 搅拌墨西哥辣酱汤
[02:08:00] That"s when I"ve realized
[02:10:00] 在不知不觉间
[02:10:00] We"ve became family
[02:13:00] 我们成了一家人
[02:13:00] Then he came
[02:16:00] 然后那个人来了
[02:16:00] A man in black and white
[02:19:00] 身穿黑白袍子
[02:19:00] He"s holding laser guns and Bagua signs
[02:28:00] 手拿激光枪和八卦盘
[02:28:00] Then he aimed at your slimey skin
[02:33:00] 他瞄准你黏糊糊的肌肤
[02:33:00] And pulled the trigger
[02:38:00] 扣动了扳机
[02:38:00] Your head bursts
[02:44:00] 你的脑子就此迸裂
[02:44:00] Shh
[02:45:00] Shh
[02:45:00] I"ll stitch you back up
[02:46:00] 我把你缝成原样
[02:46:00] Don"t need to show me how
[02:48:00] 不用告诉我方法
[02:48:00] Since I"m the mad scientist, proclaimed by myself
[02:52:00] 我可是疯狂科学家 尽管是自封的
[02:52:00] I"ll give you plastic eyes
[02:53:00] 给你塑料眼球
[02:53:00] And give you nylon hair
[02:55:00] 给你尼龙毛发
[02:55:00] And I"ll make sure I get your talisman repaired
[02:59:00] 就连你那张纸符我也会给你修好
[02:59:00] Shark fin soup or Dim sum
[03:01:00] 不管是鱼翅汤还是茶点
[03:01:00] Dumpling or Pekingduck
[03:03:00] 饺子还是北京烤鸭
[03:03:00] Nothing I make is gonna bring that charm inside you back
[03:06:00] 我做什么也无法将你的魅力复原
[03:06:00] But you"re still my RTRT
[03:08:00] 但你还是我的RTRT
[03:08:00] But you"re still my RTRT
[03:10:00] 但你还是我的RTRT
[03:10:00] I"m seeking for RTRT
[03:11:00] 我期盼着RTRT
[03:11:00] I"m seeking for RTRT
[03:13:00] 我期盼着RTRT